So, here I am, rheumy-eyed with running nose and a brain half-dead. Murderous creeperistic flu has cut off my lifeline. Not to mention aches and cramps which have wrecked my body, it's one of the worst ordeals of being a female.

Would someone be considerate enough to send me get well soon wishes? I miss you.

P.S. Bouquets and floral wishes are welcome =)