I think I should start writing an autobiography. With an atrophied brain, crumbled soul and awful physical condition I don't seem to carry on for long. My blogs are quite sufficient for the autobiography but since not many people know about it (which suits me well because some of them are in no way supposed to know-not when I'm living), I have decided to make it public so that all of you can be regaled with delectable portions of my wonderfully interesting life. :P