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Friday, October 09, 2009

Two intelligent cows...

U is studying (read copying) about forms of government these days and is posting (read pasting :p) his thoughts on fb. Some of them are:

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

After reading them I couldn't help posting my views in terms of cows:

PAKISTANI DEMOCRACY: You no longer have any cow, the government lords own farms, hire you to take care of them, you still get no milk but government promises that in next 5 years, each man will be able to keep a cow and there will be sufficient milk for everybody to drink.

2 comments:

WritingsForLife said...

haha... got love this one.
its painfully funny!

NaVeed said...

to sum all up in few words let me say this..

Democracy, Dictatorship and Banking system is WMD (Weapons of Mass Deception) gifted to the world and specially to Muslim world by Zionist Jews/Christians and Hindus