You know you are overworked when you wake up in the morning and realize that it's your friend's birthday who you forgot to call last night. You end up texting her with dozen apologies when you get a reply: thank you but its tomorrow =p

xunz: (in class) what date is today?
kid 1: it's 22nd
xunz: 22nd? Are you sure?
other kids: yes, ma'am! Today is 22nd.
xunz: *looks confused* wasn't it supposed to be 23rd today?...

later…
checks her cell and sees F's text:

F: thanks a dozen for waking up at 6 am, my birthday is tomorrow!
xunz: I'm so sorry…. I confused the dates :$
F: no honey, you broke all the records by wishing 18 hours earlier =p.
xunz: yeah, I'm known for that =D.