I need some space to breathe. I keep listening to her craps and now its eating me from inside. I cannot watch my favourite tv shows except for Q tv while the rest can watch whatever they like. And yeah, every bitter word she spits is to make me stronger (that's what she explained)...would somebody please tell her that she's making me like her - bitter and stone-hearted? Shouldn't her daughter think the same when her mother-in-law utters bitter words. No, she is suffering!

My mother-in-law

She doesn't do what she says and what she does, she never tells anybody.

Why God do I have to deal wid her? Please God, don't test my patience anymore. Please let me rest in peace. I don't want to see tomorrow please God, please.

A chat wid my sis:

Tuba: Life has changed.... from all directions.

xunz: Mine has turned upside down.

Really sad right now... can't describe. Words just don't seem to connect. No hope, no solution. Please God let there be tomorrow without me.

Kerry Lugar Bill

For a sum of 1.5 billion, it makes Pakistan USA's bitch.

Kerry Lugar got carried away!

Two intelligent cows...

U is studying (read copying) about forms of government these days and is posting (read pasting :p) his thoughts on fb. Some of them are:

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

After reading them I couldn't help posting my views in terms of cows:

PAKISTANI DEMOCRACY: You no longer have any cow, the government lords own farms, hire you to take care of them, you still get no milk but government promises that in next 5 years, each man will be able to keep a cow and there will be sufficient milk for everybody to drink.

He: Why do you cry so much?

She: Because it's the privilege of being your wife.

Just stumbled upon this =)

100 Best Novels

Pakistan has other horrors that are way more horrible - the horrors of no bijli, no paani, no security; the horror of meeting the same people for the rest of your life. Capitalism is pretty low on my list. The horror of going back to my hometown only to find it ripped apart is way above it.

-Uns Mufti